I could have told you that something like this would have gone nuts!
Great job - it’s almost too bad it’s not real because we know that
somewhere out there…there is a real 25 year old virgin who would place
a bet with his slutty but platonic friend - just to get laid.  Of course
we know that he would then get attached…and some sort of C rate sit
come would ensue.

That being said, if you feel any sort of guilt on the matter, post some
adds or links to information on sexually transmitted infections.