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dude…. if u really want 2 get laid… why not get a
hooker lol :D much easyer :D ???

I took the liberty of crunching some numbers for you.
And my friend I think you are going to make it. Good
for you, she is smoking hot. GO MAN GO

Nice job using a counter that counts in half seconds.  You are guaranteed
5,000,000 hits in 30 days.  The question is are you guaranteed that pussy???
Nice ploy though.  I like it!!!

Hello Geoff,

I had a look at your site and listened to your interview and your audio, I think you are a cool guy and I wish you success with this.

I know you have had a great deal of support already - this is another of those… but with a twist, a good one.

My purpose in emailing you is to draw your attention to an area of that you may never have been aware of, - the facility exists to teach men how to be successful with women. It might sound a little strange, and I’m not talking about self-help dating rubbish. But about a community of men who teach the psychology of attraction and seduction.

I am one of the men who does just that, a successful PUA (pickup artist for want of a better description) who has learned (note the deliberate use of the word ‘learned’ - no man is born with this but it is possible to educate yourself in it) to be successful with women, and I now teach other men one on one the methods.

I should point out here that I am not advertising myself commercially here, I recognise some of the predicament you are in and wanted to point out to you options that you have after you succeed in this endeavour. And succeed I think you will. Another reason I’m not selling my services is you’re in Canada and I’m in Scotland.

If you want a few tips to negotiate the minefield of the seduction world and how to be successful with women, then drop me a line. I’d be happy to hear from you.

I liked the perspective that you shared in your radio interview, that the confidence you have gotten from people’s support means you can do it on your own now. That is absolutely the right thing to have, and with that it could be enough to get you laid regularly with women of your choice. You might never need any help.

Know that there is an avenue that you can follow, keep it up (deliberately bad pun).

All The Best,

Hey,
So im 100% for helping you if that is in fact what you want, but as im watching the number of hits on your page go up im curious as to if this in fact what you really want, no no dont worry im not some preacher coming along to say “wait for marriage!” Im just wondering if when you reach your goal and you get to have sex with that hot friend of yours, after 25 years of waiting, your going to completly regret it? if not, if you really can’t wait then go for it! but having the strength to wait 25 years is an amazing thing, why waste that on some urge to have sex when its not even going to be good cuz its going to be your first time and your also not in love which pays a huge part into the enjoyment of sex.

hey i am from tennesee. i no im young but i am backing u 100% besides….. its for a good cause.  I have posted many bullitens on myspace to help ur cause….. i was wonderin…. if u were gonna do liike a sequel to ur web page just to let pple know if u reached ur goal i think this would apropraiate for all the pple rooting for u
hope u make it and good luck

OK “playboy”

Here we go. i can help u get laid it’s no big deal…
Women deal with mind games
never for get this….
True players have an expression
remember this!!!
IF YOU WANT A WOMAN
“YOU GOTTA FUCK HER MIND BEFORE YOU FUCK HER”

Sad to see you’ve dropped out of the running for our yearly “oldest
virgin contest” over at alt.support.shyness; our current winner is 55
years old, with a few runners up in their 40s.  What a loser, you aren’t
even 30 yet.

Frankly I think she’s had the hots for you anyway and this “bet” is just
the excuse she needed to hook up with you. :)  So whatever, she’s real
hot so enjoy it when it happens man.   older male virgins>

Tell her that (so far) 1527142 random internet strangers agree that
she’s hot and some of us want to see more pics of sexy girls who aren’t
*totally* in that pr0nny pose.

Hey man,
Dude my name is Lex and my buddy and I came across your website. Dont worry about a thing, we definately think you will make the deadline. Me and him are doing our part in helpin you to get laid my friend. We are marines in Iraq and have plenty of people to spread the word to. We posted your site on myspace too.

Goodluck man
AND GET LAID BRO!

well dude i think u should put up some nude pics of ur chik up…when u do ull def get like 10 billion hits on this shit…dude man im speaken words of wisdom…pz

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